| Mum: | Why is your room always so messy? |
|---|---|
| Me: | So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die. |
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First Kisses
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when the President is locked out of the White House.
That awkward moment when an ostrich has more athletic ability than you do
When my professor continues lecturing after class is supposed to end.
I’m like:
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Hot blogs we have problems too were just like you except we’re hot
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